What's A "Post Turtle"?

The Martin Chronicles reporters are constantly talking to the residents of malfeasant Mayor Mike Martin's Villa Hills about the current state of their troubled town. One long time resident recently made this observation about the mismanaging Martin.

"That little fella is the classic case of a post turtle."

Of course our reporters had to ask for an explanation. "What does that mean?"

"Imagine you're driving down a country road and you see a turtle perched on top of a fence post. You don't know how in the world it got there. You know know he he didn't get there by himself. You know he doesn't belong there. You know he can't do a darn thing while's he's up there and you just want to help the poor, dumb thing down. That's Martin!"

Well, the voters can help Martin down from the post on November 4.