The Martin Chronicles has been asked to issue the following Public Service Announcement:
If you are playing the now-famous drinking game, "UMMM" while watching Villa Hills malfeasant Mayor Mike Martin's City Council meeting tonight, you are advised to stop immediately. For the uninitiated, "UMMM" game players do a shot of whiskey every time Martin says "UMMM". You should also know that the more nervous Martin is, the more he says "UMMM.
We have received reports that one woman passed out even before the Pledge of Allegiance was completed. So, please don't participate.
The sobriety you save may be your own.
