Hmmm. Is that right? You don't say? But Chief Goodenough got the Martin shaft on March 24. And today is April 22. Judging by the perpetually busted budgets, we know the diminutive dictator is a might on the weak side when it comes to "cipherin'". But, this math problem is even easier than Jethro Bodine's "naught times naught is naught, carry yer naught".
For the uninitiated, it has been approximately 29 days since Martin promised to release the still-unreleased "agreement" with former Police Chief Dan Goodenough in 10 days. As the Martin Chronicles is wont to do, we are going to ask our readers to take a math quiz.
Are you ready? Okay, here goes:
A. 10 > 29
B. 10 < 29
C. 10 = 29
D. All of the above
Pencils down. We will score it for you. If you answered anything else but "B", you don't realize that the mendacious Martin was LYING to you yet again.
So-not surprisingly-the misleading Martin has conned the residents of Villa Hills another time. A whole lot more than ten days has gone by and the conniving con artist has yet to explain why former Police Chief Dan Gooenough agreed to undeservedly fall on his sword.
For people who have finally figured out the DISHONEST Martin, they are not astonished. We truly worry about anyone else who is flabbergasted by Martin's pro forma FALSEHOOD.
For those people who have finally figured out the DISHONEST Martin, they know the looming drill. Perhaps a concerned resident will ask about the details of former Police Chief Dan Goodenough at this week's sham of a City Council meeting. But they will be sidetracked by "holier that thou" pronouncements from the malevolent Martin and his TAXPAYER-FUNDED wingman, personal-and now City-Attorney Toad V. McMurtry saying that they can't discuss the settlement because it's an "employee issue" or perhaps the subject of "pending litigation".
Are they admitting that Martin LIED when he promised to release the details of the "settlement" in 10 days? The answer isn't "YES". The answer is "HELL, YES"!
Sources tell us that the miscreant Martin and his TAXPAYER-FUNDED GOON SQUAD fully intended to screw former Police Chief Dan Goodenough from the jump. Why? Because the maniacal Martin was hell-bent on getting his revenge on the final person he incorrectly blamed for his 2007 FORGERY ARREST that took place when Martin was caught red-handed signing his deceased mother's name on his deceased mother's checks, CASHING those checks intended for his deceased mother and POCKETING the proceeds.
These same sources tell us that Martin forced out former Police Chief Goodenough with FALSE promises of a "fair settlement". Then, Martin fully intended to lay impossible provisions on to the so-called "fair settlement" forcing former Police Chief Goodenough in to the position of having to file a costly lawsuit to get what he was promised.
Who gets hurt by this DISHONEST Martin strategy? The taxpayers get hurt, of course. Why? Because they will be forced to allow Martin to squander more of their money on lawyers and lawsuits. Is Martin's misuse of TAXPAYER MONEY DISGUSTING? Of course it is.
What can the taxpayer do? It won't be easy. But, if they are finally worn out on Martin's non-stop LIES, they have to elect a new mayor this November 4.
We'll know if the voters have finally had enough in 195 days.
