Wednesday, April 23, 2014

REPORT ONE: We'll Do The Deed At The Secret Meeting

The Martin Chronicles incredulously watched Villa Hills malfeasant Mayor Mike Martin's unleashed lawlessness tonight. Martin is cooking up a HUGE NEW TAX INCREASE for the residents of Villa Hills. But, the diminutive dictator steadfastly refused to discuss his HUGE NEW TAX INCREASE at tonight's televised meeting.

Instead, the misdirecting Martin insisted on delaying any discussion of his HUGE NEW TAX INCREASE until the untelevised SECRET MEETING scheduled for the month of May. The cackling, vile, ancient crocodile Councilwoman Mary Koenig whole-heartedly supported Martin's DECEPTION. It was truly disgusting. Councilmembers Wischer and Menninger-Isenhour predictably fell in line. So, MARTIN'S DISHONEST FIX IS IN.

Just so you know, Martin has not been the least bit shy about telling his dwindling supporters at the Villa Hills Civic Club that he fully intends to run for re-election. As soon as he files his papers, the die is cast. Villa Hills voters will have to decide if they want to endorse another four years of the dumber-than-a-brick Martin mayhem, or give someone else a chance to fix the sinking ship.

We'll know in 193 days if the voters of Villa Hills decide that they won't get fooled again.