WEEKENDER III: The De-mentor And The De-mented

The Martin Chronicles typically focuses like a laser beam on the incompetence and corruption of Villa Hills malfeasant Mayor Mike Martin. So-understandably-many of our loyal readers might wonder why we're spending a beautiful Saturday afternoon writing about the current Kenton County Judge Executive battle between incorrigible incumbent Steve Arlinghaus-known by many as "Steve Jowlinghaus" for obvious reasons-and his youthful, fresh-faced, far-better-choice opponent Kris Knochelmann.

Don't worry. We are about to tell you why. Because we believe the dirtbag campaign Jowlinghaus is currently running presages the same kind of below-the-belt, sewer-dwelling campaign the mendacious Martin will run beginning in a couple of months. Why? Because the wild-spending Jowlinghaus is the malevolent Martin's Zen Master.

Did you see the ridiculous attack mailing Jowlinghaus recently sent describing the far-better-choice Kris Knochelmann as a tax-crazy lunatic? Of course you did. It was disgustingly reminiscent of the FALSE attacks Jowlinghaus launched against his opponent four years ago, the-far-better-choice Scott Kimmich.

Let's assume that all of the wild allegations Jowlinghaus is making are true. Let's pretend that Knochelmann did vote to raise taxes. Okay. How else could Jowlinghaus have had the TAXPAYER money to install UNAPPROVED granite counter tops in the County facilities?

Besides, Knochelmann has actually successfully run a legitimate business. What role has Jowlinghaus played in the private sector? Well, he is more-or-less a slumlord.

Still, we're sure the nasty Jowlinghaus is convinced the same kind of BOGUS broadsides will be effective again this year. And the fat bastard Jowlinghaus may be right.

But that isn't the point. The point is that the diminutive dictator (Martin) in Villa Hills-who actually signed an Executive Order granting himself the permission to arrest anyone who may speak out against his corruption and incompetence at a public meeting-will run the same kind of DISHONEST campaign as the vile Jowlinghaus is currently running in the months ahead.

If Jowlinghaus' MALICIOUS, FALSE campaign proves successful in early May, look for the DISHONEST Martin to run the same kind of FALSELY negative campaign beginning soon-much like he did in 2010.

Why? Because the DISHONEST Martin is still trying to FALSELY validate the fact that it was perfectly fine for him to sign his deceased mother's name to his deceased mother's checks, cash them and pocket the proceeds. Despite the fact that four respected judges have opined that what Martin did "fit the very definition of FORGERY."

Jowlinghaus and Martin are both despicable bastards. But that doesn't mean they still can't fool the voters yet again.

In Martin's case, we still have to wait 192 days.