Thursday, April 5, 2012

Snitches Everywhere

We are approaching the long Easter weekend. The Martin Chronicles understands that you will-and should -have other things on your mind besides the dreadful mess Mayor Mike Martin has made of the City that was ranked Number One in Northern Kentucky just two short years ago.

We plan to continue to post through the weekend. Our staff will still be diligently following story leads. But members of our staff also plan to celebrate Passover and to contemplate the tremendous mystery of the Creator of the Universe surrendering “His” life here on Earth as a means of forgiving the sins of every human, past, present and future.
On the subject of story leads, sources tell us that Martin and members of his hillbilly lynch mob were hanging out at a sports bar in Ft. Mitchell the other night. Martin was issuing the same drunken, pro forma threats and denunciations. Martin and his rabble of ridge runners were taking the crowd through their same LIBEL, SLANDER and DEFAMATION routine. Same shtick. Just a different audience.
The Martin Chronicles suspects that Martin knows he is being watched and hoped no one would see him hiding out in Ft. Mitchell. In fact, one of his cronies warned him that he was probably being “tape recorded”.
We would certainly hope that the mismanaging mayor has realized by now that there is no place he can go where he is beyond the eyes and ears of The Martin Chronicles.