The Martin Chronicles looks forward to this night every month. It's the Villa Hills Mayor Mike Martin Show! Watch him serve up colossal whopper after whopper after whopper after flaming whopper while simultaneously finger-pointing, blame-laying and dirt-dishing. You'll witness the little man from Norwood as he does his dazzling chair-spin while frenziedly chomping his Juicy Fruit with all of the enthusiasm of a rabid beaver tearing into a fresh wood pile!
Is there really any doubt that even the IQ-challenged CEO is starting to figure out that he is facing problems larger than his failure to frequently secure the occupational license he requires annually to run his handyman business? If there was any doubt remaining, reading WCPO's online report of the malevolent mayor and the wretched remnants of his once formidable hillbilly lynch mob stumbling door-to-door with a LIE and LIBEL-filled version of his Unahandyman Manifesto confirmed that he knows he has trouble with a Capital T.
WCPO's online story also rightfully pointed out that the mendacious mayor conveniently neglected to mention that he is under serious investigation for matters far more serious than the lack of an occupational license in his Manifesto.
The Martin Chronicles also noticed that the Unahandyman's door-to-door, desperate diatribe failed to include his now many weeks-old, still unkept promise explaining why he thinks the Villa Hills Police Department can operate at 25% below proper manpower levels. We guess that would have also required him to also explain the skyrocketing crime rate and his frantic push for a six-figure budget amendment just to cover his mismanaged overtime costs.
The Martin Chronicles suggests you watch the council meeting tonight. Don't worry about keeping track of all of Martin's fabrications. Don't waste your time totalling the endless spouting-off of Martin's willing-accomplice wife. Those are our jobs! We hope to give you updates if news breaks.
Also, be sure to get April 30 on your calendar. You really should attend the Special Counsel's presentation of his initial findings at River Ridge. Learn once and for all that you are NOT getting what you thought you were voting for!
