Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Noll Gets Rolled Again

The Martin Chronicles has learned that Villa-Hills-Sure-Made-A-Nice-Stepping-Stone-Man-That-Assistant-City-Clerk-Looks-Yummy-State-Senate-Candidate Councilman Jim Noll is paying a heavy price for his unwavering allegiance to Mayor Mike Martin.
  
How so? Well, we scanned the Villa Hills Police reports and learned that Noll’s car was recently burglarized. This makes the second time the dipsomaniacal councilman has fallen prey to the skyrocketing crime wave caused by Mike Martin’s decimation of the Villa Hills Police Department.
Despite the fact that Noll has become a consistent target of sticky-fingered burglars, he remains loyal to Martin in his opposition to restoring the Villa Hills Police Department to its proper staffing levels.

What the heck? Even that mean-spirited troll Councilman Mike Pope has asked Martin to reconsider hiring the eighth officer. Given Pope’s heretofore undying love for Martin, that is a huge flip-flop.
We have also learned that Noll has been very vocal about his unwillingness to vote to remove Martin from office. Here is what is particularly shocking about that announcement. Noll is allegedly an attorney by trade. And yet he has already made his decision on the case against Martin even before hearing the evidence from Special Counsel? That is disgraceful.

But then so is sexually harassing City employees.