Monday, April 16, 2012

Meetings Loom

The Martin Chronicles will be covering the Villa Hills City Council meeting Wednesday evening. Believe it or not, we hope it is a fast, smooth meeting. The big meeting this month will be the Special Counsel’s presentation of his initial findings on April 30 at River Ridge Elementary – assuming Martin or his council cronies Mike Pope and Jim Noll don’t pull some scurrilous, sophomoric stunt to sabotage it. Those kinds of abusive antics are certainly something we could expect from any of those three. 
 
We understand that the April 30 meeting will be taped for future replay on the Government Channels, but not broadcast LIVE. So the Martin Chronicles plans to dispatch a squad of reporters to cover these important proceedings. If you care about your City even a little bit you need to get your butt up out of the La-Z-Boy and get up there to find out if you are getting what you voted for.

If you believe that Martin should be held accountable for the fraud he has perpetrated on the City, you definitely need to attend the April 30 meeting. Why? Because you can bet that the frantic Martin will be emptying out the lunatic asylums, leper colonies, highwaymen hideouts, X-rated movie theaters, theaters of the absurd, opium dens, golf leagues, refugee camps, speakeasies, snake pits, illegal gambling casinos, crack houses, round houses, cat houses, gin mills, puppy mills, prayer meetings, holding tanks, drunk tanks, propane tanks, clip joints, bookie joints, strip joints, dog fights, cock fights, fight clubs, chop shops, saloons, unlicensed contractor job sites and of course, the Villa Hills Civic Club to rally every last knuckle-dragger still a card-carrying member of his hillbilly lynch mob to create an ugly spectacle. Because that is the type of person Mike Martin is.

Keep in mind that there are still Civic Club troglodytes who lament that they would love to see what Martin could do if only there were six Mike Popes on city council. The sane members of council need and deserve your public support on April 30.

There is one thing we think we should definitely see at this Wednesday’s council gathering that may be a little painful, but certainly necessary. Namely, Mayor Mike Martin and his spouse Janet should both make a public apology to Councilman Tim Sogar for their spurious claim that Sogar should resign because he doesn’t have an Occupational License. No, not because interior designer-extraordinaire County Boss Steve Arlinghaus doesn’t seem to think that law must be obeyed. It is because Mr. Sogar IS NOT REQUIRED TO HAVE AN OCCUPATIONAL LICENSE. It’s as simple as that.

Several sources are telling us that Martin and his wife are planning a LIBELOUS, SLANDEROUS and DEFAMATORY last stand in a desperate attempt to hold on to the CEO and MRS. CEO positions. Rumors are rampant that they are pulling out every Branch Norwoodian trick in the book to bully their opposition.

The Martin Chronicles believes that Martin’s luck is finally running out. Lie after lie after lie after lie worked for many years. The deceit worked for his “shoddy at best” handyman business for a several years. His LIES, SLANDER, LIBEL and DEFAMATION carried all the way to his equally “shoddy at best” CEO position. But now people are keeping close track of all the conflicting stories Martin tries to tell to cover his tracks. These holier-than-thou Martin dirtbag tricks and lies may have worked then. But we are beginning to believe that they are not going to work now.