Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Norwood-Style Politics

The Martin Chronicles has learned that Villa Hills Mayor Mike Martin and the tattered remnants of his hillbilly lynch mob spent a beautiful Sunday, April 15 afternoon delivering LIBEL door-to-door. The message? A condensed version of the Unahandyman's Manifesto cheesily titled "A Note To Villa Hills Residents".  

Hilariously, Martin decided to edit out his fifth different explanation about why he felt good with his decision to crush the City safe with a backhoe. But, he left in many of the LIBELOUS claims he has been making about the previous administration. If anyone still believes anything Martin says about City computers after he was witnessed taking them off-site to parts unknown many, many months ago or City records after Martin was caught burning truckloads of them on January 5 - we hear someone may be selling a very nice bridge in Brooklyn.

One could sum up Martin's hilarious letter by saying that because he has now posted cryptic financial reports and a meaningless schedule of meetings on an irrelevant City website it is okay that he:

  • has racked up an incredible six-figure waste of taxpayer money in police overtime alone;
  • has fouled-up the budget so badly he is threatening to lay-off half of the City's remaining employees;
  • has decimated and mismanaged the Villa Hills Police Department leading to a serious spike in crime;
  • has single-handedly destroyed the City's street repair program;
  • has mismanaged his way into triggering one serious lawsuit and is on the verge of being hit with at least two more;
  • has redefined "transparency" as meaning a refusal to fill Open Records requests and a failure to follow State Open Meetings statutes;
  • has been slapped with a "confidential" reprimand by the City's Ethics Board for misuse of City resources and personnel;

Want to hear something really funny? Martin claims in his Mendacious Manifesto that he has taken the "high road". So LIBELING, SLANDERING, DEFAMING and FLAT-OUT LYING about his perceived enemies and everything he has done is the "high road"? Compared to what? Genocide?

The Martin Chronicles thinks only those people who wanted Norwood-style dirtbag politics carried about by a low-life, sociopathic sewer rat are getting what they voted for.

Does that include you?