Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Tomorrow's Tease: More On The Open Meetings Malfeasance

The Martin Chronicles office was buzzing today as it dug up the latest dirt on the apparent flagrant violation of the Kentucky Open Meetings statute perpetrated by Mayor Martin and Councilman Pope.

A couple of our ace reporters seemed a little worn out by the stupefied Civic Clubbers, St. Joe's Heavy Drinking Men's Society members, Liberty Leaguers, Tea Partiers, various and sundry other tri-cornered hat-wearers, cat-haters, car salesmen, largesse-receivers, bush-whackers and tree-huggers who seem to relish their role as Martin apologists.

Our publisher "took the floor" and reminded us all of Harry Truman's famous 1948 "Whistle Stop" tour. Supporters would gather around Truman's train and shout "Give 'em hell, Harry!" as the President gave his stump speech. Truman would stop and exhort the crowd by saying, "I'll tell 'em the TRUTH, and they'll think it's HELL!"

The Martin Chronicles is committed to continuing in Truman's All-American tradition. We'll keep reporting the TRUTH. The apologists can whine all they want! Dial us up any time after 3am tomorrow for our latest installment.