Martin's Kristmas Kombat
Attendees were appalled by lame duck Mayor Mike Martin's profane reaction to the heckling he took at the Christmas tree lighting Saturday night. The little fella evidently can't process the embarrassing ass-whuppin' he took November 4. He had better. Why? Because soon he won't be the CEO. Soon nothing will be his decision. Martin needs to deal with it. Why? Because the voters loudly told the little fella they are moving on.
Martin's 2016 prediction
The delusional, defeated dictator has assured his rapidly dwindling number of supporters that he "is a lock" to be elected to Villa Hills City Council in November 2016. Martin wants those supporters to join him in planned dirty tricks designed to derail the incoming Callery Administration. The little fella is living proof that Abe Lincoln was exactly right when he said, "Almost any man can overcome adversity. The true test of a man's character is to give him power". What part of 84% - 16% doesn't Martin understand?
Toad out?
The Northern Kentucky legal community is buzzing. It seems that Martin's personal-and now City-Attorney Toad V. McMurtry has overestimated his father's relationship with incoming Mayor Callery. Several sources have confirmed that the search for a new Villa Hills City Attorney is already underway. And why not? Callery could hire US Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts and it would still cost less than what the taxpayers have forked over to McMurtry over less than the past two dreadful years. So long, Toad. It's been fun.
Koenig up to her old tricks
Several sources have confirmed that the head of Villa Hills Good Old Boy Network Mary Koenig just can't help herself. We can only conclude that the ancient battle axe-first elected to council in the last century- just can't change her ways. The Martin Chronicles has confirmed that Koenig is threatening and trying to frighten current City employees. We've also confirmed that Koenig has made actionable allegations against at least one former City employee. We fully expect Koenig will get the opportunity to prove those allegations under oath. It's a good thing that Koenig and her husband have fat P&G pensions to fall back on.
Video award?
Rumors abound that the video depicting Martin's Hitler-esque tirade on election night has been nominated for a Cincinnati Blue Chip Award. We wonder if Martin will attend the Blue Chip Awards in April, 2015 to accept the award. Wouldn't that be great?
Mole infestation at the civic club?
No, this isn't a job for some exterminating company. The Martin Chronicles has learned that the cigar-chomping, former Chairman of the Villa Hills Ethics Board who left in an ignominious way has been busy issuing warnings while serving at his new gig at the civic club. You see, this moron has been warning Martin cronies and other bar patrons that there is a "mole" at the civic club. Holy cow! Moles? Maybe that idiot is right. But everyone already knows the club is chock full of weasels. Really Larry? Moles? Is that a fact? You don't say. Is that how The Martin Chronicles calls out every underhanded move you guys make? Duh!
