Saturday, December 6, 2014

Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting

The Martin Chronicles gets it. Sure, we don't care even a little bit for now-outgoing Villa Hills' malfeasant Mayor Mike Martin. His Reign of Error was an unmitigated disaster for Villa Hills. But, we understand why the little fella is still smarting from his incredible 84% - 16% ass whuppin' he took at the polls on November 4. It couldn't have been more embarrassing. After all, Martin suffered an unprecedented defeat just a little more than one month ago.

Believe it or not, we understand why Martin is still mortified by his humiliating Election Day ass whuppin'. So, we understand why Martin reacted so badly to the mortifying taunting the tiny tyrant took tonight at the "Christmas In The Park" event in neighboring Crescent Springs.

But, we also understand why a large number of Villa Hills' attendees decided to pick on the outgoing mayor. Martin squandered a huge sum of money because of his vendetta-driven recklessness, after all.

Luckily, it didn't go too far beyond "F#CK YOU-F#CK YOU" and "YOU S#CK-YOU S#CK" and "YOU'RE A CROOK-SO'S YOUR MOMMA". No punches were thrown. No one was arrested.

But, The Martin is still happy that the loser Martin is exiting the mayor's office in just 25 days.