The Martin Chronicles hopes the Villa Hills council chambers is packed next Wednesday, December 10. It is VM (Victory over Martin) Day, after all. It will most likely represent the residents' final opportunity to say goodbye (and good riddance) to the tiny tyrant who made the last four years a perpetual, terrible embarrassment for their town. "Great things for people"? In a pig's eye. Ask former Police Chief Dan Goodenough about the "great things" the miniature mullah did for (to) him.
Look for a giant cake, noise makers, confetti, streamers, chants of "Nah-Nah-Nah-Nah", People making the "L" sign on their foreheads, signs that simply say 16%?!?!? and a whole lot more. The Martin Chronicles sincerely hopes Martin has the guts to preside over the meeting. The dissembling dictator deserves this. The little liar has dished it out for well over four years. It will be his well-deserved turn to take a heavy dose of that ever-bitchy karma. We hope he's man enough to face it.
Hey, who knows? Martin may decide to take the opportunity of the December 10 meeting to once again re-write history. At least we hope so. The Martin Chronicles would love to hear the snickers from the attendees listening to Martin feebly attempting to deliver his sure-to-be paranoid version of "Washington's farewell address to the troops", crazily blaming everyone else for refusing to work with his odd efforts to "move the city forward". Oh, how sweet would that be?
If you're still looking for a reason to attend next Wednesday's council meeting, The Martin Chronicles has it for you. We have learned that a couple of generous investors have graciously agreed to fund "Martin Bobble Head Night" at the meeting.
Thanks to these investors, the first one hundred and fifty meeting attendees will receive a free Villa Hills Malfeasant Mayor Mike Martin Bobble Head. We've seen it. It's a glorious representation of the small man who rudely pushed Steve Clark out of the way to grab the mantle of "The Worst Mayor In The History Of Villa Hills", playing the game he loves just a little bit less than his favorite game called "below-the-belt politics".
You had better get there early to get your free bobble head!
