Friday, February 7, 2014

Excessive Celebraton

The Martin Chronicles fails to see any reason for celebrating the exit of more officers from Villa Hills malfeasant Mayor Mike Martin's already-dreadfully-undermanned police department. But it appears that the malicious Martin does. In fact, if the mallet-headed Martin was an NFL player, he most likely would be flagged with a fifteen-yard penalty for "excessive celebration".

Two long-time residents paid a visit to The Martin Chronicles offices on Thursday to give us an eye-witness account of what they recently saw. They said they had stopped in to the police department building just to say hello and offer their support. It's easy to do that. Why? Because Martin removed the security door that used to protect the police officers.

So what did these residents see? Well, it appears that Martin went way over the top celebrating the exit of one particular officer. The tiny tyrant didn't just slide the departed officer's name plate from that departed officer's door. No, Martin violently tore the entire holder off the door to remove the name plate, doing noticeable damage.

A word to the wise. If you have been considering hiring Martin's unlicensed handyman business to do any home improvement, you had better think twice. We can only imagine that the little liar spent many childhood days trying to pound square pegs in to round holes. No mental problems here.

But what else should you expect from a nitwit who actually told a newspaper reporter that he "felt good about his decision" to use a backhoe to crush open the City's safe?