Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Caucus Casualties

The Martin Chronicles has already reported the looming flimflam Villa Hills malfeasant Mayor Mike Martin has in store for the taxpayers at tonight’s monthly caucus meeting. Walking away from his promise not to address new ordinances at untelevised caucus meetings, Martin is hoping to ram through HIS SNEAKY NEW ENERY TAX and an EMERGENCY (?) ORDINANCE for God knows what.

Oh, Martin will have his emetic excuses ready. He’ll say that council has to approve HIS SNEAKY NEW ENERGY TAX immediately in order to have it take effect January 1, 2014. He’ll say that he wants to do this so that he can repeal the UNFAIR $40 PER CAR STICKER TAX. Martin will comfort everyone by saying that HIS SNEAKY NEW ENERGY TAX is fairer. He’ll reassure people that everyone will now be forced to pay the tax. Gee, that is reassuring. And he’ll make sure that someone other than himself is set up to take the blame. He’ll tell people that the City’s Finance Committee proposed this new tax. But make no mistake about it; this is MARTIN’S SNEAKY NEW ENERGY TAX.
Look, we hate the UNFAIR $40 PER CAR STICKER TAX. Especially since Martin has done very little actual street repair with work since taking office in January 2011. But we aren’t so sure replacing the UNFAIR $40 PER CAR STICKER TAX with MARTIN’S SNEAKY NEW ENERGY TAX is any better.
There is no doubt that some people will pay less. But other residents will be kicked in the shorts by MARTIN’S SNEAKY NEW ENERGY TAX. Want just one example? How about senior citizens who were receiving a homestead exemption for the UNFAIR $40 PER CAR STICKER TAX. Many of these senior citizens are long-time Villa Hills’ residents who may live in a less energy efficient home. The most they ever had to pay each year was $40. You can rest assured that those senior citizens’ share of MARTIN’S SNEAKY NEW ENERGY TAX BURDEN will be climbing. In some cases, it will increase significantly.
Does Martin think it is “fair” to shift a greater portion of the local tax burden to seniors who are often on fixed incomes? He evidently does. The good news? Senior citizens are typically the most reliable voting bloc. And you can rest assured that there will be a strong effort to make sure they remember next November.
There are certainly more casualties of MARTIN’S SNEAKY NEW ENERGY TAX. Martin’s phony promises about “transparency” are now being revealed as the LIES we always knew they were. How can Martin justify trying to impose a new tax under the cover of darkness? Is the timing so critical that the vote to approve MARTIN’S SNEAKY NEW ENERGY TAX couldn’t wait until the televised council meeting later this month? If so, that reveals Martin’s gross ineptitude and mismanagement.

The voters’ hopes for greater cooperation between the mendacious mayor and the new City Council they elected last November are also being dashed. Why? Because at publication time Martin has answered none of council’s questions about HIS SNEAKY NEW ENERGY TAX. Even still, the tiny tyrant will push the council to approve HIS SNEAKY NEW ENERGY TAX tonight. While it isn’t entirely clear, Martin will probably get at the least the three votes he needs to impose HIS SNEAKY NEW ENERGY TAX.

Let’s say MARTIN’S SNEAKY NEW ENERGY TAX is approved tonight. That won’t be the end of the tiny tyrant’s razzle dazzle. Remember that a second reading and vote to take ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THOUSAND DOLLARS out of the City’s taxpayer-funded cash reserves is ready for the next televised council meeting. The residents are being LIED to about the purpose of that withdrawal. The money isn’t going to be used just to pay off “the tri-level” and “free-up” money for street repair. Some still-undetermined portion of the withdrawal will go to pay Martin’s ridiculous, tax-payer funded legal bills.
Many insiders are also convinced that Martin wants to pay off “the tri-level” so that he can turn around and borrow a huge, seven-figure sum of money in the name of his beloved street repair. Does imposing MARTIN’S SNEAKY NEW ENERGY TAX, a significant draw-down of the City’s taxpayer-funded cash reserve and incurring a colossal amount of new debt make any sense at all? Of course it doesn’t. No matter what reassurances that may or may not come from the “human shield” City Finance Committee.
We hope against hope that City Council moves to table the vote on MARTIN’S SNEAKY NEW ENERGY TAX tonight. We hope against hope that City Council insists that Martin answer all their questions before any vote is taken. We hope against hope that City Council decides to go ahead and move to repeal the UNFAIR $40 PER CAR STICKER TAX and amend the ordinance to impose MARTIN’S SNEAKY NEW ENERGY TAX to ensure that the new revenue is restricted to street repair before any final vote is taken. Even if the MARTIN'S SNEAKY NEW ENERGY TAX is a little late being imposed upon the taxpayers.
This is all so much nonsense and deceit. This is all so sneaky, sneaky, sneaky. This is all so much Martin.