WEEKENDER UPDATE: Readership About To Hit New Milestone

The Martin Chronicles is about to welcome its 190,000th visitor. As our beloved publisher occasionally reminds us, that's not bad for a little blog that almost exclusively writes about a little Kentucky town perched on the hills along the Ohio River that is only 3.5 square miles in size.

Our mission? To keep our readers up-to-date on the perpetual foul-ups, bleeps and blunders of Villa Hills malfeasant Mayor Mike Martin. As our regular readers know, the mallet-headed Martin keeps us very, very busy. The corrupt little fella just can't seem to help himself. In fact, we are working on several new, shocking stories right now.

Sure, we have our detractors. We've been called "vile" and "disgusting" by some of Martin's dwindling number of supporters. But, guess what? We don't give a tinker's dam about that. The Martin Chronicles plans to keep our watchful eyes on the malicious Martin all the way through this November 4, and well beyond.

The way things are shaping up, it's going to be a fun year. At least for us.

Now it's time to get back to work.