Saturday, January 11, 2014

HB 183

The Martin Chronicles enjoys following the asinine antics of our State Legislature in Frankfort. At least when it comes to the how and why proposed new legislation just might effect the terrible turmoil in Villa Hills' malfeasant Mayor Mike Martin.

One piece of legislation-whose sole current sponsor is the ineffectual career politician Adam Koenig-is one that fills the aforementioned bill. For the uninitiated, Adam Koenig is the son of Villa Hills' Rhine Maiden Councilwoman-who may have just slipped up and admitted she actually resides in Taylor Mill-Mary Koenig. And in this case, it appears that the unimpressive Adam is desperately trying to carry the water for his Mommy Dearest.

First, let's show you Master Koenig's proposed legislation:

HB 183
Kentucky House Bill
AN ACT relating to city civil service. Amend KRS 90.310 to prohibit the establishment of a civil service commission in the months of November or December of even-numbered years; allow any ordinance creating a civil service commission to be amended or repealed, except that no repeal of provisions relating to the maintenance of a pension fund are allowed; amend KRS 95.761 specifying that certain cities may adopt either the provisions of KRS 95.761 to 95.766 or KRS 90.300 to 90.420 for its police and firefighters, allow adoption of KRS 90.300 to 90.420 for non-police and firefighters; prohibit the establishment of a civil service commission in the months of November or December of even-numbered years; allow any ordinance creating a civil service commission to be amended or repealed, except that no repeal of provisions relating to the maintenance of a pension fund are allowed.
Did you carefully read Koenig's proposed legislation? If you did, you will see that the if Koenig's proposal becomes law it becomes a wonderful gift for the miscreant Martin, Momma Koenig, Holly Menninger-Isenhour and Brian Wischer.

Why? Because it will allow that remarkably un-fabulous four to undo the worthwhile protections passed in to law by the previous council to protect City employees from a malevolent man who was elected while simultaneously suing Police Chief Dan Goodenough, Assistant Chief Joe Schutzman-and, yes the inattentive voters who narrowly elected the mallet-headed Martin.

This Koenig-proposed-no, we aren't entirely sure whether it was actually proposed by Adam or Mary Koenig-legislation would allow vendetta-driven mayors and councils-like the one currently mismanaging Villa Hills-to repeal protections still in place provided by the old Civil Service ordinance.

Do you think it was just a coincidence that Koenig included a prohibition against enacting a Civil Service ordinance in the months of November or December of even-numbered years when the Villa Hills Civil Service ordinance was enacted in December, 2010? For those of you who have not mastered the concept of odd and even numbers, 2010 was indeed an even-numbered year.

Here is what you can take to the bank. If Adam Koenig's proposal becomes law then watch out. Martin will fire all of his perceived enemies and Villa Hills will soon be contracting for less-effective outside police "protection". Martin's vendetta started after his righteous 2007 forgery arrest will then be complete.

The Martin Chronicles is giving all of its readers a little homework. Adam Koenig's 69th District covers parts of Kenton, Boone and Campbell Counties. Check out which Cities fall in to that district. Then check out which of those Cities have Civil Service ordinances in place.
Then ask yourself why Koenig decided to take up this cause.

Our beloved publisher says Koenig's obvious charade reminds him of a hilarious bit in the great movie, It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World. Leaning back in his chair and taking a puff of his ever-present cigar, our beloved publisher told us, "Remember when Sylvester Marcus (ably played by comedian Dick Shawn) got the phone call from his mommy (also ably played by superstar Ethel Merman) telling him of trouble? What did Sylvester do? Without any thought or planning he immediately set out on an absolutely disastrous trek in a totally unnecessary attempt to save her. That is exactly what's happening here. And Villa Hills is most certainly a mad, mad, mad, mad world under that corrupt and incompetent Martin".

"You're baby's comin' to save ya, momma!"