Wednesday, January 29, 2014

QED

The Martin Chronicles doesn't have to remind you that a well-recognized definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, expecting a different outcome. Of course, this type of insane behavior by Villa Hills malfeasant Mayor Mike Martin is becoming standard operating procedure.

So what is the most recent example? Well, we reported some time ago that the mallet-headed Martin and his "golden moment" council were considering several different ways to dig deeper into taxpayers' wallets to fund the tiny tyrant's non-existent "road program".

The folks at Cincinnati.com recently woke up and posted an article about Martin's latest re-hashing of previously-failed efforts. Martin and his council are looking at an increase in every residents' property tax to generate funds for that aforementioned non-existent "road program". The proposed increase? An additional $35 in property tax per $100,000 in home value.

Similar proposals have been offered to Villa Hills voters twice before in the last ten years. The 2004 attempt was turned down 55%-45% by the voters. The last attempt was in 2011. That terribly-managed Martin effort led to the diminutive dictator receiving a "confidential" reprimand for misuse of City personnel and resources and a 71%-29% drubbing at the polls.
So, Martin wants to try it again. Makes sense. At least to Martin. And evidently, at least some council members.

Better yet, the mathematically-challenged Martin told a Cincinnati.com reporter that he isn't looking to "increase taxes". Oh, really? Is that a fact? You don't say?

Well, let's look at Martin's brazen statement by taking a basic math quiz. We will use very simple numbers in the following word problem.

Johnny's Villa Hills home is valuated at $165,000. His current City property tax is $351.35 . A majority of voters approve the mismanaging Martin's scheme to increase property taxes by an additional $35 per $100,000 in home value. The following year, Johnny's City property tax on his $165,000 home is $409.20. Please answer the following question.

a. $351.35 < $409.20
b. $351.35 = $409.20
c. $351.35 > $409.20
d. hummana-hummana-hummana

Yes, we know. The moribund Martin most likely answered 'D', hummana-hummana-hummana. But most folks who understand very basic math see that the CORRECT ANSWER is 'A'. Meaning that a $409.20 property tax represents an INCREASE over the previous $351.35 property tax.

Ergo, either Martin is a LIAR or INCREDIBLY STUPID. Or more likely BOTH.

QED