WEEKENDER: It Takes A Village Idiot?

The Martin Chronicles is more than mildly pleased that our plucky little blog is ticking off Villa Hills malfeasant Mayor Mike Martin, his TAXPAYER-FUNDED GOON SQUAD and his dwindling band of hillbilly supporters. We're glad they're ticked off. Because we and a lot of Villa Hills residents are ticked off too. Why? It's about the rampant incompetence and corruption that is the last two-and-a-half years of the miasmic Martin's Reign of Error.

Oh, there is more. Martin's TAXPAYER-FUNDED GOONS have launched a REAL, TAXPAYER-FUNDED WITCH HUNT. They have issued threats to employees, elected officials and residents in a thuggish attempt to prevent the truth about the malevolent Martin from reaching the light of day.

These slack-jawed street-brawlers think that one person is making life miserable for them. They couldn't be more wrong. As we have been telling our readers since October 2011, The Martin Chronicles has a full staff of professionals tracking down the many stories of the malevolent Martin's mayhem. The Martin Chronicles also has a large network of informants and sources all over the Tri-State area.

Rest assured that:

• Whenever Martin cracks open a safe with a backhoe-we'll be there.
• Whenever Martin walks away from his promise to repeal the UNFAIR $40 PER CAR STICKER TAX-we'll be there.
• Whenever Martin whips the civic club ass clowns in to a wahoo frenzy with his "F" him, "F" her, "F" them riff - we'll be there.
• Whenever Martin torches, shreds or otherwise illegally destroys City records-we'll be there.
• Whenever Martin foolishly ignores allegations of sexual harassment-we'll be there.
• Whenever Martin violates State Open Records statutes-we'll be there.
• Whenever Martin surrounds himself with TAXPAYER-FUNDED CRONY HIRES-we'll be there.
• Whenever Martin RAISES YOUR TAXES BY THE MAXIMUM AMOUNT ALLOWED BY LAW-we'll be there.
• Whenever Martin misuses City personnel and resources-we'll be there.
• Whenever Martin files a false police report-we'll be there.
• Whenever Martin hires his personal attorney-Toad McMurtry-to also serve as TAXPAYER-FUNDED City Attorney-we'll be there.
• Whenever Martin hires a City Administrator disguised as a City Clerk-we'll be there.
• Whenever Martin's SECRET, RADICAL PLAN TO DESTROY THE VILLA HILLS POLICE DEPARTMENT is uncovered-we'll be there.
• Whenever Martin sparks a near-riot at a council meeting resulting from his complete lack of professionalism-we'll be there.
• Whenever Martin cuts himself a TAXPAYER-FUNDED $23,000 BONUS CHECK-we'll be there.
• Whenever Martin turns loose his TAXPAYER-FUNDED GOON SQUAD to squash the residents' freedom of speech, freedom of assembly and right to petition government for the redress of grievances-we'll be there.
• And, The Great Spirit willing, when Martin gavels his final, miserable meeting to adjournment in December, 2014-we'll be there.

And we'll be throwing one helluva party.