Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Creepy Cabana Boy Bohman

The Martin Chronicles says the early reviews of vile ancient crocodile Councilman Mary Koenig's Cabana Boy City Administrator disguised as a City Clerk Craig Bohman have not been flattering.Yes, we know. Well-respected denizens of Villa Hills malfeasant Mayor Mike Martin's war-torn town like Councilman Jim Cahill and former Covington Mayor Butch Callery have given Bohman their "highest recommendation". Uh-huh. Alrighty then.

We also hear that meto 3130, kenton county1 and skittel like Bohman a lot. But the people who have actually interacted with Cabana Boy? Not so much.

We're still talking to sources to determine the problems with Bohman. We will have a lot more soon. But here is some of what we have already heard.

Bohman's very peculiar penchant for spying on City employees is alarming. Covertly tailing people and taking cell phone photos of them is not remotely normal activity for someone who is in his first week on the job. Unless of course the moon-shining Martin really hired Bohman with TAXPAYER MONEY to be his "double-naught" spy.

Some residents are concerned that the bizarre Bohman may be keeping an eye on non-employees as well. The word on the street? People should keep their blinds closed.

Words describing Bohman run the usual gamut of most things associated with the meat-headed Martin: weird; strange; odd; bizarre; peculiar; abnormal; wacky. The number one description of Bohman to date? Survey says? CREEPY.

As we have already reported, Bohman was obviously up to his ear lobes in a (not-surprisingly) FAILED stunt to end the public hearing on a pro-Martin note. How? Bohman was planning to call the handful of police-haters to the podium at the close of public comment. But Bohman and the other police-haters got a case of the goo-goos when it became undeniably clear that a huge majority of the residents in attendance are adamantly oppose Martin's radical plan to disband the Villa Hills Police Department.

Witnesses also say that Bohman was acting in an intentionally provocative manner towards employee family members after the public hearing. Why would Bohman act in such a bizarre way? Some say they believe Bohman is trying to provoke some sort of incident that will hand Martin and others on council the phony cover they've been wanting to begin firing people.

Bohman was overheard defending his penchant for spying on people. Cabana Boy said, "You don't have to worry if you're not doing anything wrong." So its not just Martin trashing residents' First Amendment rights. He has his City Administrator disguised as a City Clerk attacking residents' Fourth Amendment rights as well.

How so? Not surprisingly, Cabana Boy has it backward. The US Constitution expressly forbids government from spying on people without this little thing called probable cause. Every time we start to think it can't get worse, Martin finds a way to sink to new depths.

Martin has to be sent packing back to Norwood on November 4, 2014. That is now just a mere 539 days away and counting. The new mayor then needs to make sure the likes of  Cabana Boy, personal and City Attorney Toad McMurty and the $47.50-per-hour-crony-hire- bucketheaded-bookkeeper Cordelia Schaber all immediately go out the door with him.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: The Martin Chronicles will soon be welcoming its 120,000th visitor. Martin's mayhem certainly is getting peoples' attention these days!]