The Martin Chronicles is ramping up for a Merry Christmas. We are filled with a sense of peace and goodwill towards (most) men and women. But that doesn't mean we will stop doing our job.
First, a sincere THANK YOU to outgoing council members George Bruns, Greg Kilburn, Scott Ringo and Tim Sogar. All four of you have been tremendous public servants who made a positive difference in your community. The four of you join a long line of people who were "fouled up" simply by coming in contact with Villa Hills malfeasant Mayor Mike Martin.
You see, many people just can't find it in themselves to believe that the mediocre Martin is that dishonest and that stupid. Instead, they fall for Martin's perpetual excuse that everyone is simply out to get him. The voters took it out on you just because you rightfully believed that the sinister Shorty should play by the same rules everyone else does. The election result says everything about the lame-brained voters in the hillbillified Villa Hills and nothing about the exceptional quality of your public service. The idiot voters don't deserve you.
Next, goodbye (for now) to the lunatic Mike Pope. One would be hard-pressed to find a more rancid turd in the proverbial punch bowl than the wing-nutty Pope. For those of you who worry that you will never see the putrid Pope again, be not afraid. The venomous Mary Koenig is back. Jim Cahill is back. Even the malevolent Martin is on a return appearance. Given the rampant stupidity of the Villa Hills voting populace, don't be surprised if we see a sequel for the dreadful Pope as well.
The wacky Pope confirmed what we already knew at last night's council meeting. Namely, that he is an avid reader of The Martin Chronicles. By the way Mr. Pope, we are a blog. You are the website wacko-job. The last piece of good news regarding the dopey Pope? He will remain a "quasi-public figure". So, we will still have old Pope to kick around.
Then there's Jim Noll. In a word, IDIOT.
And of course there is the incoming council.
We already know that pasty battle-axe Mary Koenig is over-stepping her legal authority. We have every confidence that she will do for the mediocre Martin what she did for Steve Clark. And then some.
Has anyone seen Brian Wischer since election day? Some are speculating that Wischer was thrown for a major loop when the Hostess Bakery folded.
How about Rod Baehner (rhymes with Koenig)? Are we going to be subjected to two years of Martin-esques soliloquies about the battle between his head and heart? Will he emasculate himself straddling the fence? Time will quickly tell.
To the hateful Koenig, Wischer, Baehner (rhymes with Koenig) and the rest, enjoy the next two years. We know we will.
Merry Christmas everybody!
