The Martin Chronicles has been told that Villa Hills miscreant Mayor Mike Martin informed his miserable employees that the City's Christmas Party will commence right after the world ends. Given the shoddy-at-best condition of that crummy town's City government, most employees are rooting for Armageddon. But no party.
By the way, what crazy calendar is crony-hire-$47.50-per-hour-bucket-headed-clerk/bookkeeper Cordelia Schaber using? She claims she resigned her City position in November 2011. If that is true, WHY ARE THE OVER-TAXEDPAYERS STILL GIVING HER A PAYCHECK????
The Martin Chronicles suggests that the most important timepiece is now the 2014 election countdown clock. The malevolent Martin stands for re-election in a mere 683 days. We sure hope at least one brave-and credible-soul decides to run against the malfeasant Martin.
It won't be an easy assignment. Villa Hills is now bursting at the seams with hillbillies, ridge-runners, hayseeds and rubes. You know. Martin's core constituency.
More daunting yet, any future Martin opponent must be aware that they will be the target of a vicious campaign of LIBEL, SLANDER and DEFAMATION launched by Shorty, his loud-mouthed wife Janet and the vine-swinging mouth-breathers from that over-flowing cesspool laughingly referred to as a civic club.
Still, we hope somebody-besides us-does something.
The clock is operating.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: We can't wait to report to you who we saw tossing back beers at KJ's the other night. Until then, Merry Christmas!]
