The Martin Chronicles is still trying to verify inert Interim City Clerk Sue Bree's assertion that Villa Hills miscreant Mayor Mike Martin has ordered his embattled employees to bring their own toilet paper to work. Given Martin's bizarre obsession with car washes, coffee and paper towels, Bree's insubordinate blathering may actually be true. With Martin, all things are possible.
Sources speculate that Martin has placed MARY HARDMAN in charge of waste management at the City Building. Finally, an appropriate role.
Or, could this be another Blue Ribbon panel chaired by incoming councilmembers Jim Cahill and the reanimated Mary Koenig? We're sure they would both be flush with excitement if handed this new roll, er, uh, um, role.
One Villa Hillster has come up with a creative way for The Norwood Sewer Rat to have his embittered employees multi-task. What is the suggestion? Have all of the employees use City records in place of toilet paper! A stroke of GENIUS! Employees could get rid of the waste and any inconvenient evidence in one fell swipe.
If only The Little CEO had enacted this proposed potty program a year or so ago. Just think how much different things would be right now.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: Many employers post motivatonal messages around their place of business to urge employees to new levels of performance. Here's one for 720 Rogers Road. "If there's trouble in town, flush it down.]
