Many people want to know who the "local loon" is. There are so many loons in mediocre Mayor Mike Martin's Villa Hills, after all. Shorty included. We can tell you this:
- This loon is not a big fan of commercial development. Especially commercial development near his home; and
- This loon has been known to put defamatory, fluorescent pink signs in his yard; and
- This loon became legendary for going door-to-door passing out equally defamatory coroner's toe tags during the 2010 election; and
- Councilflake Mike Pope accused this loon of building a "playhouse" in his backyard so that he could spy on Pope's children; and
- This loon was a surprise witness during malfeasant Mayor Martin's removal hearing.
Got it? We thought so.
The story gets better. There were actually two drunken, buck-naked teenaged girls. They drove several miles to this loon's house after having a single-car accident-with their airbags deployed!
We'll finish the story of what happened when this loon opened his door to greet two drunken, buck-naked teenaged girls in a future post. It will shock and amaze you.
