Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Breaking News: "No-Show" Last Night

The Martin Chronicles finds it quite ironic that an event took place on the night of Villa Hills malfeasant Mayor Mike Martin's monthly "safety" committee meeting that betrays Martin's plans for the local PD to be the foolhardy vendetta that most people now know it is. So what happened?

Well, many of you read The Kentucky Enquirer article, "Villa Hills, a city divided" last week. Kenton County Judge Executive Steve Arlinghaus presented himself as a generous benefactor to his vote-rich hometown of Villa Hills. How? Well, he said he is providing "free police protection" to the city to help his pal Mike Martin through his (three year long) rough patch.

Several sources have just confirmed that Villa Hills is getting exactly what it is paying for. You see, Arlinghaus' County Police "no-showed" their shift again last night. So the taxpayers are stuck with an overtime bill to bring in one of Villa Hills few remaining officers to cover.

We'll have more on Martin's latest foul-up as details become available.