The Martin Chronicles is hearing (odd?) rumors about potential new write-in candidates in malfeasant Mayor Mike Martin's troubled Villa Hills. As the story goes, two mayors from other cities have been encouraged by former Covington Mayor Irvin Callery's run.
These (interesting?) sources tell us that Springfield's Diamond Joe Quimby and Lucy Lou of Rabbit Hash fame have both established residence in Villa Hills as a prelude to a run for the mismanaging Martin's seat.
Why not? Diamond Joe is certainly far less corrupt than the mendacious Martin. And Lucy Lou? She is clearly far smarter than the mallet-headed Martin.
For those of our readers who like us, you understand that we occasionally require a break from the grim reality of Martin's last four, dreadful years in office. Yes, we understand that these rumors are most likely false. But, you can never be sure.
For those of our readers who don't like us and will most likely wet their pants, throw a hissy fit and call us vile and disgusting on some social network, you desperately need to get a life.
We are working on several new-far more serious reports.
