Friday, September 26, 2014

MORE BREAKING NEWS: The Lunatic Hilgeford Also Cuts And Runs

The Martin Chronicles has learned that Martin-sycophant, the lunatic Dave Hilgeford has backed out on his prior commitment to attend the Sensible Citizens Town Hall candidate meeting. What is that crazy, fat bastard afraid of?


The lunatic Hilgeford's lame excuse is that people he "knows and trusts" have told him that the Sensible Citizens is a "partician" group. We guess the crazy, fat bastard means like the civic club assclowns are "partician"?


We'll get back to you as soon as we find out what the hell "partician" means.