Sunday, September 28, 2014

SUNDAY SUPPLEMENT: Vote For Me, But I Won't Tell You Why

The Martin Chronicles can't help but be amused by jack-wagon, local candidates like Villa Hills malfeasant Mayor Mike Martin, Mayor-wannabe Holly B. Menninger-Isenhour and illiterate ("partician"?) lunatic Dave Hilgeford. These clowns do want Villa Hills residents to vote for them. But, they don't want to stand before those same residents to answer any questions about what they hope to accomplish with the residents' tax money.

A reasonable person can certainly conclude that these gutless cowards-as well as the rest of Mary Koenig's ticket-know they have something to hide. It's obvious what Martin has to hide. That little liar is an incompetent crook. The last four years have betrayed that as a fact.
We suspect the pernicious pinhead has simply decided to keep his mouth shut and hope the voters are as clueless now as they were in 2010. We'll see soon enough.

We can also guess that Holly B. Menninger-Isenhour is just coherent enough to realize she would not perform well on her feet fielding questions from residents. Civic Club ass clowns have been inadvertently telling our snitches they have all learned that Menninger-Isenhour performs at least a tiny bit better on her back.

But what about the illiterate lunatic Dave Hilgeford? What does that fat bastard have to hide? And what the hell is a "patrician"?

Oh, we suspect that Martin sycophants Summer Berger and the mysterious Jennifer Vaden will also excuse themselves from the Sensible Citizen Town Hall candidate meeting. Why? Because these two vapid vessels of Martin's hatred do not appear to have minds of their own.

Rest assured that there is indisputable evidence that some people still support the crooked Martin and his good-old-boy goon squad. How do we know that? Because there are a smattering of folks who are displaying Martin's campaign signs in their yard.

Why are these folks being fooled yet again? Well, some are Martin Ghoul-Aid drinkers. Some are just incredibly stupid haters. A few are so insecure that they are unwilling to admit that they made a dreadful mistake in 2010. And so it goes.

That's okay. America is one of the few countries on planet Earth that forgivingly accepts abject stupidity and misplaced hatred-at least until Sharia Law is imposed.

Villa Hills' "make or break" local election is now only 36 days away.