Do YOU Really Want Four More Years Of THIS?

The Martin Chronicles is watching the days fly by towards the November 4 election in malfeasant Mayor Mike Martin's troubled Villa Hills. The campaign is really heating up. All of the candidates are now out making their case to the voters. In the mendacious Martin's case, he is telling his usual pack of despicable lies.

Many people-but not all-now see through Martin's abject deceit. Sources tell us that a significant number of residents have told Martin, "Thanks. But no thanks."

Where do you stand? Have you come to the correct conclusion that it really does matter who sits in your city's mayor's office? Because the last four years of conflict and embarrassment have decisively proven that it most certainly does.

Before you vote on November 4, you need to clearly understand these things:

• Martin was lying to you in 2010 when he told you that his Constitutional rights were violated by the Villa Hills Police and that he was a victim of dark forces trying to derail his self-proclaimed "good government" zealotry. How do we know this? Because four respected appellate judges have decisively ruled that the behavior that led to Martin's late 2007 arrest "FIT THE VERY DEFINITION OF FORGERY".
• Martin was lying to you in 2010 when he proclaimed that he was "happy to tell you that he isn't suing the taxpayers of Villa Hills". How do we know this? Because no less an august deliberative judicial body than the United States Supreme Court has twice opined that MARTIN WAS SUING THE TAXPAYERS OF VILLA HILLS FOR 1.505 MILLION DOLLARS.
• Martin was lying to you in 2010 when he promised to repeal the UNFAIR $40 PER CAR STICKER TAX and find all of the funds for street repair in the existing city budget. Not only are you still paying the UNFAIR $40 PER CAR STICKER TAX-thanks to Martin-you are now paying HIGHER PROPERTY TAXES and nearly FIFTY PER CENT MORE FOR YOUR SNEAKY INSURANCE PREMIUM TAX. Progressive's Flo and the GEICO Gecko didn't necessarily raise your auto premium. Martin may have done that to you.
• Martin was lying to you when he promised to "restore honesty and integrity to the mayor's office (that our investigation proved was already there before he took office).
• Martin (and his hateful hillbilly lynchmob) were LYING when they said all the miniature mullah needed was a new city council in 2012. The last two years have been even worse-AND MORE COSTLY TO THE TAXPAYERS-than the first two years. And, brothers and sisters, that is really saying something.

Do you want to know why?:

• Martin MISUSED TAXPAYER DOLLARS to hire his UNQUALIFIED CRONY CORDELIA SCHABER, PAYING HER $47.50 OF TAXPAYER MONEY. Why? To foul-up the city's financial records so no one would immediately discern MARTIN'S TERRIBLE WASTE OF TAXPAYER MONEY FOR HIS PERSONAL GAIN.
• Martin was caught red-handed misusing city personnel and resources by the Villa Hills Ethics Board, who slapped him with a "confidential" reprimand for those CORRUPT activities.
• Martin lied to the City Council and to you multiple times when he said that the list of all the city records he ILLEGALLY DESTROYED was "complete".
• Martin was given a DIRECT WARNING from a respected judge from her bench to STOP HIS ILLEGAL DESTRUCTION OF CITY RECORDS.
• Martin was CONVICTED ON SEVEN OF NINE COUNTS OF OFFICIAL MISCONDUCT AND NEGLECT OF DUTY.
• Martin used your money to hire his personal attorney to serve as the TAXPAYER-FUNDED City Attorney.
• Martin was caught lying to you when the slip of his own tangled tongue inadvertently REVEALED HIS LONG-TIME PLAN TO DISBAND THE VILLA HILLS POLICE DEPARTMENT.
• Martin signed a purchase order that PUT MORE THAN TWENTY-THREE THOUSAND TAXPAYER DOLLARS IN TO HIS OWN PERSONAL POCKET.
• Martin desperately tried to PUT THE TAXPAYERS ON THE FINANCIAL HOOK FOR THE SEVERAL HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS HE PERSONALLY OWES FOR LAWSUITS HIS RECKLESS BEHAVIOR HAS GENERATED.
• Martin has squandered MORE THAN FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND TAXPAYER DOLLARS IN HIS MINDLESS PURSUIT OF HIS VENDETTA AGAINST THE VILLA HILLS POLICE DEPARTMENT FOR HIS JUDICIALLY-JUSTIFIED 2007 FORGERY ARREST.
• Martin was lying to you when he told you-through numerous televised media reports-that former Police Chief Dan Goodenough was "just taking a few days off". We now know that when Martin was telling these TERRIBLE LIES to the media only after he and his personal attorney-who he hired to serve as the TAXPAYER-FUNDED CITY ATTORNEY-had already met with Goodenough. Martin and his TAXPAYER-FUNDED PERSONAL ATTORNEY had already warned Goodenough that the former Police Chief had to resign or face a trumped-up public embarrassment. You know what happened after that.

Despite the profoundly stupid woman (yes, we know that this spot-on description of the truly profoundly stupid woman will get the opinionated haters fired-up) who once took to a podium to proclaim that "this mayor (Martin) does great things for people", we now know that Martin is a sociopathic liar. Martin is a mean-spirited little bastard who only wanted control of the TAXPAYER-FUNDED TREASURY to finish his nasty vendetta against everyone he INCORRECTLY blamed for HIS ABSOLUTELY CORRECT 2007 FORGERY ARREST.

Let's face it. We now know beyond a shadow of a doubt that the diminutive dictator should be sitting in a jail cell instead of the mayor's office. (Despite what the profoundly stupid woman proclaimed) when Martin was caught in his LIE about desiring to DISBAND THE LOCAL POLICE DEPARTMENT.

Do you want four more years of Martin's LAWBREAKING? Do you want four more years of Martin's EMBARRASSMENT? Do you want four more years of the diminutive dictator's ABJECT DECEIT? Do you really think this lying little bastard is worthy of another four years in office?

Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick.