The Martin Chronicles' entire staff wishes everyone a safe and happy July 4th Holiday. Our beloved publisher is throwing us a party-including a massive fireworks show-at a remote, undisclosed location.
We also extend our sympathies to the embattled residents of malfeasant Mayor Mike Martin's strife-torn Villa Hills. Things are a real mess. But there is some hope.
The voters of Villa Hills can declare their independence from Martin's incompetence, corruption and general nitwittery in 123 days.
