Tuesday, July 8, 2014

BREAKING NEWS: Seeameasigntosteal?

The Martin Chronicles has learned from some Civic Club sources that Villa Hills malfeasant Mayor Mike Martin was overheard spouting off at "the Lodge" the other night. It seems he has apparatchiks searching for the "Fire Mike Martin in 2014" signs that are popping up throughout his tattered town.

Between his usual litany of "F him", "F her", "F it", "F them", "F that" "F us" et al, Martin made this ominous vow,

"Those signs will not last long".