It's Just That Obvious

The Martin Chronicles enjoyed watching the smattering of Martinites who came to the podium to attack City Council at last night's monthly meeting. It was obvious that Martin completely disregarded his own three-minute-per-person-limit rule to make comment.  It was even more obvious that Martin had only prepped these vine-swingers "one layer deep".

How so? Well, each pre-prepped pinhead followed the same pattern.

1. Make a statement that completely misses the point
2. Wait for the "echo chamber" of applause by the other pre-prepped pinheads in the room
3. Get asked a question from a council member
4. Look back with a blank, Martinesque stare on their face

The Martin Chronicles staff has reviewed the Martinites' pointless comments/questions and ranked them in order of stupidity. Let's go right to the worst question.

Why are you spending so much money on this investigation?

C'mon people. Is that the best you've got? Because anyone with an IQ more than 70 knows council isn't responsible for the amount of money that has been spent on the investigation.

So who is? Well it's MARTIN of course. We know that all of the vine-swingers, armpit-scratchers, nose-pickers, flat-heads, crib-babies, mouth-breathers, log-thumpers, smoke-signallers and rumpot nitwits who populate places like the civic club go in to a frenzy when we say this. But too bad.

Let's put the timeline in its proper order:

FIRST - MARTIN'S official conduct raises several serious questions THAT HE WILL NOT ANSWER.
THEN - City Council votes to hire an attorney to search for the answer to those questions to protect the taxpayers from financial risk.

• It is MARTIN himself who admitted at May's council meeting that he has been ignoring numerous requests from Special Counsel to sit down to clear up the many concerns that have been raised.
• It is MARTIN who is giving multiple taxpayer-underwritten pay increases to the interim City Clerk to entice her to refuse to answer Special Counsel's questions.
• It is MARTIN who is recruiting brainless hillbillies to disrupt meetings and bully council people.
• It is MARTIN who has delayed and stalled and shucked and jived and tap danced and stonewalled and zig-zagged.

Look, this whole ordeal could have been over many, many months ago. How? MARTIN could have sat down with Special Counsel and simply told THE TRUTH.

Why do you think MARTIN hasn't told THE TRUTH. The answer is obvious.

Because MARTIN can't.