Sunday, July 22, 2012

The Week Ahead

The Martin Chronicles has a few thoughts as we head into yet another week of Villa Hills Mayor Mike Martin's "Reign of Error".

We know that loony legislator Mike Pope is desperate to RAISE YOUR TAXES. He is pushing hard to take the MAXIMUM PROPERTY TAX INCREASE ALLOWED BY LAW. We have learned that Pope was straying outside State statute -specifically KRS132.027-TO RAISE YOUR TAXES. Fortunately, City Attorney Mike Duncan-or just "Duncan", as Pope likes to rudely refer to the City Attorney-stepped in to stop Pope.

Oh, don't worry. Martin and Pope are still raising your taxes by THE MAXIMUM AMOUNT ALLOWED BY LAW. It's just that they will be (EXPLETIVE)ing you within the constructs of State statute.

And by the way. This is for the little Facebook charmer who chastised the Villa Hills Police Department for allowing the Civic Club playground equipment to be vandalized. You know? The little fella who fancies himself a "future prez".

The woman who posted "Villa Hills needs more police" is exactly right "future prez". It is the "Little Man From Norwood" who has decimated the VHPD and is ultimately responsible for the huge spike in crime.

We hope "Future Prez" runs for City Council-assuming he's old enough. As we always say around the office, "IT CAN'T GET BAD ENOUGH!"