Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Independence Day Tomorrow!

The Martin Chronicles is looking forward to all of the celebrations of our great nation's Declaration of Independence from what was the oppressive rule of King George III. Our publisher is going to throw another pool party to give the staff a bit of a break. And we can all use that break.

Don't worry. We'll continue to follow story leads. That is between the vodka tonics, ice cold beer and various and sundry delicacies cooked to perfection on our beloved publisher's grill.

There are several leads currently being worked that we will not allow to go cold. We will be keeping a watchful eye on Villa Hills and the malfeasant rule of the crooked and incompetent Mike Martin and his cronies.

For the record on this July 4 eve, we are big believers in our Constitution's First Amendment. That is why we publish this plucky blog. It is also the reason we have no use for the venal Martin operatives who have been wantonly stealing the signs that express opposition to The Little Man From Norwood's misconduct and rampant corruption.

Also, if you plan to include fireworks in your celebration, don't let the rain we've had fool you. It has been awfully dry for a long time. Don't let a fire ruin your fun. Your fire department already has more than enough to do.

There are plenty of fireworks coming in the weeks ahead. Whether the council majority gets off the dime and does something or not. Please stand by.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: We are still looking into the resignation of Councilschmuck Mike Pope as well.]