The Martin Chronicles has to make an admission. Unlike Villa Hills Mayor Mike Martin-we are more than happy to fess up. This has been so much fun we almost feel guilty about it. Almost.
Whether its Janet Martin's sister wearing her "witch hunt hat", $47.50 per hour, crony-hire, clerk/bookkeeper Cordelia Schaber SHOCKING THE WORLD by writing a letter-to-the editor in support of the little fella who hooked her up to the taxpayer-funded feed bag or the crazy guy in the intersection of Buttermilk and Rogers waving signs, it's sure been something to see! In the Martinite world, it's "all hands on the slippery deck"! And The Martin Chronicles is loving every last minute of it.
We have to admit we got a huge belly laugh out of the pathetic response to our gigging about the home-made "Support Mayor Martin" signs that were jury-rigged and distributed to a very few spots around town in support of the "Misconductor-in-Chief". You know, the ones in thin-skinned response to the very polite "Mayor Martin Please Resign Now" signs that the dwindling number of Martinites keep stealing?
Now these poor scallywags have rushed out and spent good money on some real nice, red, white and blue "Mayor Martin, WE SUPPORT YOU!" signs. Nice try. Pretty funny. You gave it the old kindergarten try. You would probably be better off starting a legal defense fund though.
For whoever was foolish enough to waste a whole lot of hard-earned money on those signs, we'd like to say we are truly sorry. But we can't. We are too busy laughing our (EXPLETIVES) off.
Poor Martin. He sure likes dishing out the lies. But he doesn't seem to be able to handle the truth. While we are disinclined to offer any advice to the little man from Norwood, we think it was a huge mistake for him to reveal his rabbit ears.
Isn't this fun?
